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Complete Neandersim Skeleton
Price: §795 Culture: Prehistoric
The Neandersim species was a contemporary of early Sim Sapiens across the Apaloosa Plains. While skilled singers, they were ultimately doomed by their inability to acquire the Handiness skill.

Ancient Short Sword
Price: §700 Culture: Ancient
Ancient Short Sword dating from the time of King Nayr and Queen Nosylla of Al Simhara.

Al Simharan Scale of Soles
Price: §600 Culture: Ancient
This brass scale was used to weigh the soles of the daily catch of fish on the wharves of ancient Al Simhara, since they were more popular than salmon or tuna at the time.

Ancient Clay Bowls
Price: §350 Culture: Ancient
This ancient clay bowl was made in the time of Queen Nosylla of Al Simhara. Although relatively common, they are prized by collectors wishing to fill them with a variety of decorative, dried gourds.

Ancient Al Simhara Coffee Pot
Price: §375 Culture: Ancient
In the time of Al Simhara, Sims boiled their coffee in hammered copper pots. It was better coffee.

Ancient Cow Cult Relic
Price: §750 Culture: Ancient
Bronze wall icon from the ancient cult of Bessie, the Dead Cow God. The Cult of the Dead Bessie Cow dates back to the reign of King Nayr and Queen Nosylla of Al Simhara.

Ancient Amphora Full Of Ancient Olives
Price: §425 Culture: Ancient
These ancient olives have been fermenting for a thousand years. Though inedible, they’re inexplicably popular among olive collectors.

Ancient Al Simharian Urn
Price: §550 Culture: Ancient
Ancient burial urn dating to the time of Queen Hatshepsut.

Menoset IX Period War Hammer
Price: §250 Culture: Ancient
This ancient war hammer dates back to the First Crusade of King Horus Menoset IX against the Sicksem, mysterious green and blue skinned invaders who wouldn’t stop abducting his subjects and building pyramids in the most inconvenient places.

Magnolia Era Gnome Carving Knife
Price: §250 Culture: Ancient
The craftspersons of the early Magnolia Era were renowned for their ability to carve lifelike replicas of their now extinct Gnome companions. Though these replicas are now haunted by a terrifying supernatural force that returns to take it’s tribute once per year, the tool marks of these early carving tools can still be seen on the wooden revenants.

Petrified Gnome Ghost
Price: §350 Culture: Ancient
While many Gnomes were able to possess their wooden replicas during the Magnolia-period Gnomageddon tragedy, not all of them were completely successful, such as this one. There’s something about it that just seems off. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink!

Hou Dynasty Pig Statuette
Price: §2200 Culture: Shang Simla
The Hou Dynasty of ancient Shang Simla revered the Pig as a symbol of plenty. Emperor Hou set an example for his subjects by having scores of these golden Pig statuettes constructed using the gold in the royal treasury. The Emperor hoped that such an elaborate gesture to the Pig would result in a bountiful return on his investment. Soon enough, however, they ran out of gold, and since the statues hadn’t brought wealth to his kingdom, he had most of them melted back down into imperial coinage. Few examples of the golden pigs remain in existence.

The Eyes of Sulani
Price: §295 Culture: Sulani
The Dread Pirate Morgan stood on a ledge that jutted dangerously past the volcano lip and over lava below. Sulfur burned her nostrils. "Fire is cleansing," she remarked. The Mua Pel'am islander made no response, but the ex-first mate of Captain Handwich sniffed. "A hot bath in the wooden tubs here cleans just as well," he disdainfully countered. Morgan clenched the Sulani Island coin that beckoned her from across the seas. She held it up and fire-light rippled across its face, a crashing wave. "The work is always dirty, and we've just started," Morgan admonished. With a Sulani crew member translating her intentions, finding an ambitious island faction was straightforward. Handwich's crew was even easier to turn; the fool starved his crew then crashed his ship. Above all, Cordelia was the danger with her armada in range of Ohan'ali Town. She'll block off immediate sea routes when the parley goes south, but ships cannot sail over land. Morgan turned to give the volcano maw one last look and final taunt. "Your gaze lured me here, Sulani, so I return this to you. Tomorrow, I will have all of your eyes." She flipped the coin into the lava and watched as it was consumed.

The Fingers of Sulani
Price: §385 Culture: Sulani
Princess Cordelia the Bold pondered her gift. Upon disembarking, a young islander girl ran to her with colored stones and a wicker brush. Now staring out a hut window across Lani St. Taz waters to the Sulani volcano beyond, she traced the wicker lines then finally ran it through her long hair. "Not as elegant as carved ivory, but charming nonetheless." "I say again, Morgan will break parley to betray you." Captain Rodrigo De Pablo sat, sharpening his sabre. "We are vulnerable. Let me bring the armada's forces ashore." His silhouette was imposing but his vision rarely reached beyond his weapon's range. Yes, Cordelia thought, we are on the sword's edge, but how small the reward if we never up the ante. Dread Pirate Morgan has a ruthless reputation but is out-bluffed as Rodrigo if she's here only for the treasure hoard. The real treasure is the Sulani Islands themselves. "You will keep the armada as is; armed and ready for the parley at the sun's high peak." Rodrigo snorted, and Cordelia traced the lava flow as she continued brushing her hair.

The Heart of Sulani
Price: §425 Culture: Sulani
Sam felt for the pendant under his ruffled shirt, against his chest. When worry swelled in him, the pendant provided calm and solace. Tonight, he found himself reaching for it more than usual. Around the Ohan'ali Town bonfire, the welcoming Sulani islanders sat and ate and laughed. Every so often, he'd catch a glance. More pity than awe, Sam thought. "Captain Samwell Handwich, your fortunes guide you like a rising star, " he muttered while feeling more far away from Barnacle Bay and his life as a rising stage star where after one stirring performance, a child offered her heart, the pendant now around his neck. "I'll treasure this always," he promised. "What's your name?" "Jocasta." The parley was his last chance to regain what he'd lost. Being a pirate was unsurprisingly more difficult than acting as one. Vanity misguided his command, and when his ship crashed, the nearly starving crew abandoned him. Still, loss sharpened his focus, and the story of island treasure beyond imagination drove him. Surely, passionate appeals would sway the parley for a wealthy sum in his favor, much like audiences at his shows. Anxiety rose in him again, and he reached for the pendant.

Burdleyite Wood Chisel
Price: §250 Culture: Medieval
The people of the medieval kingdom of Burdley were known for their skilled woodcarving as well as their world famous Camper’s Stew.

Admiral Landgraab's Map
Price: §300 Culture: Medieval
Famed medieval explorer Admiral Landgraab composed this map based on his travels while searching for the secrets to making Nectar.

Tredonian Spice Scale
Price: §300 Culture: Medieval
Merchants bought and sold hundreds of pounds of rare spices every day in the markets of medieval Tredony.

Felix Psyded's Quill Pen
Price: §210 Culture: Medieval
Renowned Brichester dead scholar Felix Psyded studied at Brichester’s two universities for decades before his untimely, though hilarious, end. Along the way he left a few quill pens, in fact many quill pens. Many, many quill pens.

Effenmontian Coat of Arms
Price: §1550 Culture: Medieval
Elven coat of arms from the medieval island of Effenmont.

Advortonian Dragon Carving
Price: §450 Culture: Medieval
Hand-carved wooden statuette of a dragon made by an anonymous adventurer artist in medieval Advorton. Carved from pure imagination, since dragons don't actually exist. Right?

Tredonian Horse Exchange Marker
Price: §560 Culture: Medieval
The horse traders of the medieval Tredony used wooden statuettes to represent lots of horses when trading them on the floor of the Tredonian Horse Exchange. This was a vast improvement over the previous practice of herding hundreds of horses through the building as deals were bargained and made.

Yacothian Sword Rack
Price: §600 Culture: Medieval
The Paladins of the Order of Jacob’s Sword typically kept their own swords upon wall-mounted racks when indoors so to avoid poking holes in their couches.

Medieval Jacobian Educational Statue
Price: §855 Culture: Medieval
Parents in medieval Jacobian households would often surreptitiously place this statue in their children’s bedrooms while they were sleeping to remind that the Winged Llama of Death would eat them unexpectedly if they failed to obey the Watcher…and their parents.

Komorebian Trade Vase
Price: §460 Culture: Komorebi
The ancient Sims Road, stretching from Mt Komorebi to Willow Creek, left many examples of these Nishidaki period trade vases along the way.

Komorebi Stone Lantern
Price: §400 Culture: Komorebi
Ito period Komorebi stone lantern

Ito Period Watercolor Paintings
Price: §620 Culture: Komorebi
Shogun Ito reigned over a prosperous empire that led to an expansion of the arts across her lands. Exquisite watercolor paintings such as these are still unmatched in terms of their expressive simplicity.

Gold Ingots
Price: §1590 Culture: Pirate
Over the eons that the Sims have existed, one constant is that Sims like gold. This is some gold. Sims like it.

Cask of Vintage Nectar
Price: §270 Culture: Pirate
Nectar was shipped all across world during the time when the pirates of Brindleton Bay sailed the seas. Sometimes the pirates stole it, sometimes they drank it, and other times they buried it and forgot all about it.

Pirate Cutlass
Price: §300 Culture: Pirate
Pirate Cutlass from the Golden Age of Piracy. The Dread Pirate franchise from Brindleton Bay left these artifacts along the coastlines as they travelled the high seas.

Princess Cordelia Trade Statue
Price: §500 Culture: Pirate
After the Great Sloth Invasion, the Kingdom of Windenberg found itself deeply in debt. Lacking any other resources, the famously modest Princess turned to selling hundreds of these busts of her own breathtaking beauty in order to finance the reconstruction.

Cordelian Court Rapier
Price: §300 Culture: Pirate
Rapier from the Court of Princess Cordelia, possibly from her personal guard.

Sea Captain’s Clock
Price: §810 Culture: Pirate
It’s easy to lose track of time on a submersible, so Princess Cordelia designed this clock to create some order in her days. Unfortunately, it was still impossible to tell day from night, so she gave up and fed it to a kraken. Today, land-dwelling collectors find it much more useful.

Willsim Borroughs Typewriter
Price: §245 Culture: Modern
This typewriter, along with a few dozen others, was used by Author Willsim Borroughs to write the groundbreaking novel “Naked Brunch”, since he kept demanding they be replaced because they were haunted. Each time Borroughs began shouting for bug powder, the typewriter was removed and set aside in a glass case, along with the portion of the page he was working on.

Loot from Oasis Eleven Robbery
Price: §1500 Culture: Modern
Only a fraction of the simoleans stolen during the infamous Oasis Eleven Casino Robbery have ever been recovered. Fearing imminent arrest, the perpetrators split up the loot into dozens of packages and buried them.

1911 World Series Baseball Bat
Price: §275 Culture: Modern
One of the baseball bats used in the tragic 1911 World Series between the San Myshuno Gnomes and the Willow Creek Llamas. The loss of 2 players led to the removal of the Batsman position from the game. The horror of that day led to many of the bats being buried in hopes of forgetting all about it.