The Arc of Sim History
An Archaeological History of the Sims
- Excerpted from Archaeology Vol 1: Tiny Brushes and You
Throughout the chronicles of Sim history, artifacts and ruins tell the story of a vibrant and ever-evolving civilization. From the dawn of prehistory to the rise of interstellar exploration, the Sims have left behind a rich tapestry of cultural and material legacies.
Prehistoric Foundations
Prehistory unfolded across every corner of the Sim world. Evidence of early Sim activity can be unearthed almost anywhere, as prehistoric artifacts and fossils are scattered far and wide. However, the preservation of such relics varies greatly by region. Arid deserts, with their dry climates, have proven particularly conducive to the preservation of ancient remains, yielding a wealth of fossils and tools that offer glimpses into the lives of early Sims.
According to Venerable Smede1, fossils of early Pre-Sims reveal that these primitive bipeds survived by gathering wild plants and vegetables. They possessed basic skills in Herbalism, Singing, and Dancing. The Handiness skill—a hallmark of modern Sims—first appears in the archaeological record during this era. The development of clay pots and cooking, which followed shortly thereafter, laid the groundwork for the emergence of the Magnolia Civilization in the Magnolia River Basin.
The Era of Ancient Civilizations
The Magnolian Civilization, named for its heartland along the Magnolia River Delta, represents one of the earliest advanced societies. This river, which flows through Willow Creek, Newcrest, and Magnolia Promenade, nurtured a thriving culture whose influence extended well beyond its delta. Ancient artifacts from this era, such as ceremonial urns and intricate mosaics, reveal a society deeply attuned to both artistry and ritual.
With the rise of the Magnolia Civilization, evidence of skills such as Gardening and Baking began to emerge, as noted in The Ecclesiastical History of the Simlish People, Vol 1 1. Clay pot artifacts and woodcarving tools are still found in the former lands of these ancient Sims. Legends from this period also speak of another biped species known as the Gnomes, who coexisted with the Magnolians. Tragically, the Gnomes are said to have vanished during an event known as “The Gnomageddon,” after which their carved replicas began to act strangely before disappearing as well.
In Al Simhara, the sands of time have preserved monumental structures and hieroglyphic inscriptions, testifying to a sophisticated and enduring culture. Meanwhile, the Omisca civilization, blessed by The Watcher, developed independently in the lush jungles of Selvadorada. Over centuries, the Omisca evolved into the Belomisia culture2, spreading their architectural and artistic traditions far and wide.
To the north, the Apaloosian horse culture flourished, marked by a unique blend of pastoral stability and equestrian artistry. Their legacy endures in the form of finely crafted saddles, bridles, and other equine-related artifacts.
The first known war in Simlish history, the First Crusade of King Horus Menoset IX, was fought against mysterious invaders known as the Sicksem. As described in Smede, Vol 11, these invaders were accused of abducting Sims, only to return them dazed and occasionally pregnant. Although the war ended with sightings of the Sicksem becoming rare, periodic abductions continued, leaving their true nature a mystery.
The Medieval Age
The medieval period of Sim history saw its cultural and political heart centered in Windenburg. The iconic Ruins, along with numerous castle remnants scattered from Britechester to Henford-on-Bagley, stand as enduring symbols of this era. These structures, often adorned with stained glass and intricate stonework, reflect a period of feudalism, chivalry, and burgeoning academic pursuits.
According to Smede, Vol 33, the medieval Sims worshipped The Watcher, with two primary factions: the Peterians, who viewed The Watcher as kind and forgiving, and the Jacobians, who saw The Watcher as vengeful. Figures such as St. Simbert, a Peterian monk, played pivotal roles in defending the Kingdom from the forces of Simca, an ancient vampire whose dark ambitions culminated in “Operation Eternal Flame 2.”
The Age of Exploration and Piracy
The coastal regions of Sim Nation entered a vibrant age of exploration and maritime activity, but they also became a haven for pirates. Brindleton Bay emerged as a key base for these seafaring rogues, who left behind a trove of artifacts ranging from treasure chests to navigational instruments. Sulani, with its idyllic weather and bountiful seashells, attracted pirates and traders alike. Princess Cordelia, a figure of enduring fascination, is said to have frequented Sulani, her love of shellfish – and gold – immortalized in local folklore.
As detailed in Smede4, Princess Cordelia also contributed to the arts and sciences, founding what would become Britechester University. Her adventurous spirit led her to travel extensively, leaving behind treasure-filled chests and architectural marvels along the way.
The oceanic trade routes established during this era facilitated the rise of the Shih Coastal Culture2, a maritime society that thrived on commerce and cultural exchange. Their artifacts, including intricately carved tiger icons and exotic trade goods, highlight the interconnectedness of the Sim world.
The Dynasties of the East
The Hou Dynasty of Shang Simla and the later Komorebian Shogunates left an indelible mark on the regions surrounding Mt. Komorebi. As chronicled by Man De Zhao5, the Hou Dynasty’s advancements in pottery, metallurgy, and philosophy spread far and wide via the ancient Sims Road. Komorebian artifacts, such as graceful watercolor paintings and ceremonial tea sets, reflect a culture steeped in balance and tradition.
The Hou Dynasty revered the pig as a symbol of plenty, commissioning golden pig statuettes as a gesture of prosperity. While many of these artifacts were later melted down, a few remain as rare treasures of the era.
Post-Industrialization
A layer of more modern artifacts cover what’s older below in many regions, providing insight into the lives of vintage Sims. Memorabilia prized by collectors can often be found in areas that were settled and developed long ago.
The Mysteries of Sixam
Artifacts linked to Sixam, the enigmatic alien world, provide tantalizing clues about extraterrestrial influence on Sim history. These relics, often found in areas with frequent sightings of mysterious visitors, include advanced technological devices and cryptic symbols.
On Sixam itself, ruins of unknown origin hint at a civilization far older and more advanced than any on Sim Earth. Ancient Sim Earth artifacts have been found on Sixam itself, pointing to a long connection between the two cultures.
Conclusion
The archaeological record of the Sims reveals a civilization rich in diversity, ingenuity, and resilience. From the ancient Magnolian heartlands to the distant reaches of Sixam, each era contributes to a broader understanding of Sim history. These artifacts not only connect us to our past but also inspire future generations to explore, create, and dream.